laugh-addict

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

image

Yes.

image

Hell yes.

image

Hell.

image

Fucking.

image

Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 

Personally, I feel we underestimate the extent to which we can influence the future, it may feel like it’s out of our hands sometimes, but it’s really not set in stone. Every decision has a different outcome, if it’s only slightly different. I often wonder how every one I make will turn out before making any. But that’s just me. :3